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August 2026 edition of the Boopish Newsletter
TOPICS (click the link to go directly to the thing):
Announcement: Cover Reveal
Article / News
Eclectic Etymology: SINISTER
Short stories
July Link: Should?
Other Book Updates
đ˘ ANNOUNCEMENT
I had submitted Subcutaneous to agents and got a full request about a couple months ago. Because of that, I havenât talked much about it, in case it would be picked up for traditional publishing. However, on Monday morning (yesterday), I got the news that they are rejecting it. They had a lot of nice things to say, but cited âlack of enthusiasmâ to support the project. Iâm not sure what that means, but it is what it is.
So now Iâll be attempting to release an advanced reader copy (ARC) of Subcutaneous in time for Halloween đ I canât guarantee that, since I still need to do a bunch of work to get it ready, but Iâm going to try! If I get it out there, Iâll share the link with you all if youâd like to do an advanced review.
I started Subcutaneous a couple years ago, with the idea of blending my flagship genre, horror, with my long time hobby, soapmaking.
With that said, I have a tentative cover to show you!
Sebastian lives a low key life in the small town of Black River, Missouri. He leaves behind the corporate slog, the woman he once loved, and a childhood he can barely recall. One weekend, along with girlfriend, Lacey, he joins an old friend, Matty, and Mena, the ex-girlfriend now engaged to someone new. Their ordinary conversation evolves into a revelation about the absence of a former coworker that doesnât appear accidental.
As Sebastian attempts to regain Menaâs affections, disturbing events befall the circle of friends that lead to the discovery of a strange white chapel in the middle of Fort Pines Park; a sprawling forest large enough to conceal the darkest of secrets.
Each new catastrophe draws closer to home, revealing cryptic connections between the chapel and a dark force hunting random victims to create ritualistic soap.
SUBCUTANEOUS explores themes of bodily autonomy, paranoia, and the fragile nature of reality through the lens of intimate horror.
What do you think?
đ° ARTICLE / NEWS
Not news, per se, but I just thought Iâd share my addiction to perfume. I would be ashamed to tell you how many I actually have⌠full bottles, travelers, and samplers (itâs mostly samplers). My favorite house is House of Bo, and I just got one of their new releases. Their bottles are so pretty! I may be a tom boy, but thereâs a girly-girl deep down under all this swag. The newest release is Acapulco 76, and while House of Bo claims to craft unisex fragrances, this one is very much for the ladies. I mean, unless youâre a dude that likes to smell like creamy flowers. I wouldnât blame you.
Any Elden Ring fans in here?
Iâve been playing it for a few years now (still havenât beaten it, just taking my time). If youâre not familiar with the game, other players can leave messages for you throughout the world. A lot of times, theyâre cryptic battle tactics, or warnings about an ambush, or where to seek specific items, etc. The messages are boiler plate phrases that can be strung together to create these useful comments.
However, itâs always a joy to find these little gems like the one below hidden in dark corners, atop seemingly unreachable areas, and tucked behind crates:
đ ECLECTIC ETYMOLOGY
SINISTER
(14c.), from Latin sinister âleft, on the left sideâ (opposite of dexter), a word of uncertain origin.
The Latin word was used in augury in the sense of âunlucky, unfavorableâ (omens, especially bird flights, seen on the left hand were regarded as portending misfortune), and thus sinister acquired a sense of âharmful, unfavorable, adverse.â This was from Greek influence, reflecting the early Greek practice of facing north when observing omens. In genuine Roman auspices, the augurs faced south and left was favorable. Thus sinister also retained a secondary sense in Latin of âfavorable, auspicious, fortunate, lucky.â
The word had become popular in the early 1820s, had a dip in popularity from then on until 2018.
How often do you use the word sinister? Did you know it originally meant âleft?â
đ Short Stories
Should?: a short story written for one of the âowlâ Writing Battle competitions, is a bittersweet time travel story sent out last month, so if you havenât checked it out yet, hereâs the link:
I had 3 back-to-back competitions, and I didnât submit to one of them. The NYC Midnight contest was the first of their 2-story line, where I had to write 2 stories, each no longer than 300 words. I was able to turn them in at the 11th hour.
Coming to Substack on the 18th of August: Pogonophobia is the Fear of Beards
đ Other Book Updates
Work In Progress Updates
Infinity Hall: Iâm making steady progress on the 4 novellas that will be included in the anthology. Iâm excited to get this one going! If you havenât followed the project yet, and are interested, click here to go there!
đ˛ Extras and Deals
A high octane alien invasion tale! Only $3.99 for the E-Book, or free with Kindle Unlimited
𫧠LH Soaps & Sundries updates
VISIT THE SOAP PAGE HERE to check out the âfinal callâ soaps and/or the scrub bars.
I have combined all soaps into the Cliff Cave Books web shop. It will be easier for me to track inventory and check any orders in one place!
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âHumility is not thinking less of yourself, itâs thinking of yourself less.â
â Rick Warren, The Purpose Driven Life









